Tuesday, February 10, 2009

For All We Call, Mizzou.



THE FACTS: This morning on the fifth flight of stairs in the Hitt Street Parking garage I stumbled upon a dead pigeon. The pigeon was decapitated. The head...missing.

JUDGMENT: I was unaware that Ozzy was coming to campus. I almost threw up as I was coming down the stairs this morning and stumbled upon my new friend. I bet it was some twisted sorority prank gone awry (Those Phi Moos will eat anything.) Who does one contact to remove the massive carcass of a headless pigeon?!?!?

3 comments:

  1. At least the headless pigeon didn't fall on you from the top of the garage as you were exiting.

    This only extends my fear of parking garage pigeons...

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  2. at least it wasn't a bald eagle. or a kitten.

    oh and i think you should contact MUPD. all they ever get do is pull over drunk driving freshmen. they need some excitement.

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  3. i saw this and was quite grossed out. be careful as you drive in Hitt St. garage...the MUPD were patroling as I left today at 5pm.

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