Tuesday, February 10, 2009
For All We Call, Mizzou.
THE FACTS: This morning on the fifth flight of stairs in the Hitt Street Parking garage I stumbled upon a dead pigeon. The pigeon was decapitated. The head...missing.
JUDGMENT: I was unaware that Ozzy was coming to campus. I almost threw up as I was coming down the stairs this morning and stumbled upon my new friend. I bet it was some twisted sorority prank gone awry (Those Phi Moos will eat anything.) Who does one contact to remove the massive carcass of a headless pigeon?!?!?
- Nom nom nom....
- Thunderheist "Jerk It"
- And the Winner Is...
- Stamp Prices to Increase by Two Cents
- For All We Call, Mizzou.
- Solving the Economic Crisis
- Finger-Painting with Robyn
- Mary Jane's a Bitch
- Long Anticipated Westminster Dog Show Coverage
- New Flo Rida
- Well I Climbed Out From Underneath that Rock....
- Bacon Mac 'N Cheese Pizza Hut Pasta
- ADHD (The Popular Man's Disease)
- 30 Rockefeller Plaza
- Santogold, She's so hot right now, Santogold.
- Why you should thaw out your crime tools.
- Jessica Simpson: It's NOT a fat suit.
- Milk with Ice
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